Some have asked me what The Celebrity Cowboy is. Well at some point I would wake up and feel snarky again. This time heading off into the sunset attacking a new bread of villain. The real A Listers. Yup Celebrities.
So buckle down and get ready. Cuz well I have no choice but to send off a warming/warning letter to Paris Hilton that the only way to stay off my lists is to give me VIP service at all her hotels.
Do it now!